Justin, 28. Actor, comedian, nerd.

mellowfilmmaker:

liberalsarecool:

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Voting to ‘hurt’ people is sick.

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting” has such awful implications. Like there’s so many bad ways to interpret that line. 

(Source: liberalsarecool)

faronwoods asked:

could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

iguanamouth:

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dsudis:

lemonsharks:

what my parents told me: you can do anything if you set your mind to it

what I wish my parents had told me: sometimes you will fail, and it will be scary and it will suck, but you will probably not die

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

patrickat:

animatedamerican:

cowboysuggest:

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt

#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt

#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me

youngsamberg:

It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.

westafricanbaby:

boulevard-of-june-30th:

Are people gonna mention drake texting and fraternising with minors since R.Kelly is on everyone’s lips or are we gonna keep laughing about it?

What Millie brown said was EXACTLY the same thing what Aaliyah said in that interview

Drake is veryyyy, VERY problematic. That his “good guy” persona is all bullshit. There have also been numerous women that have accused him of not using protection and forcing them to have abortions when they got pregnant.

But people will gloss over it because the women are mostly black “instagram thots”, “video vixens” and “strippers” and when that documentary comes out in 20 years, everybody is gonna be acting shocked, including his team🙄.

fartgallery:

*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe

(Source: fartgallery)