Justin, 23, Orlando, BFA Musical Theatre, Nerdfighter, Geek, fan of some, not all.

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Enjoying Sharknado 2? Well that’s fine. But only Ghost Shark can offer you gif-able moments like this.
5 Popular Movies and Their Obviously Superior Counterparts

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Enjoying Sharknado 2? Well that’s fine. But only Ghost Shark can offer you gif-able moments like this.

5 Popular Movies and Their Obviously Superior Counterparts

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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byrongraffiti:

Iconic

kellysue:

ehonauta:

Cause of death: Hawkeye #19

::hugs::

::pats::

I concur

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

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all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

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The Mummy returned. And you’re looking at why The Scorpion King didn’t.
21 Shockingly Lazy Special Effects in Big-Budget Movies

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The Mummy returned. And you’re looking at why The Scorpion King didn’t.

21 Shockingly Lazy Special Effects in Big-Budget Movies